Est. 1929

Stephen G Jones

Nickname: Statto

Born: 25th August 1974

Best Batting: 10,985 runs in 1998

Best Bowling: 351 wickets in 2002

Bowling Style: Backwards

BAT Debut: 2002

Special Club responsibilities: Hon Secretary, Scorer, General insanity provider

Clubs scored for: Monmouth School, Brasenose College, CUACO, Norwich, BAT Sports

Career highlights: Drawing a run chart for Sanath Jayasuriya – 62 off 33 balls, Sri Lanka v CUACO, 28th May 1996

Favourite night spots: The really pussy ones that you can squeeze when you wake up

Favourite lady: Pauline Calf, Tubbs from The League of Gentlemen